Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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