Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Dick very happy bro
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