Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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