Porn is love you can see.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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