yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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