I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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