a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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