At least make sure they are 18
Why
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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