I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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