no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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