Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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