Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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