He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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