Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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