I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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