Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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