I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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