chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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