would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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