Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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