It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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