Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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