Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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