he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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