Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
As shirtless as possible
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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