Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize