At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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