it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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