420 ftw
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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