Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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