Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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