Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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