Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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