Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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