I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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