Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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