just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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