We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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and you fell through a lawn chair
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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