i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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