Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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