i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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