i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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