You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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