ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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