what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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