Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The air taste purple.
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