I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's shark week go big or go home
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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