I just cut my nipple shaving
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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