So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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