i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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