Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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