So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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