If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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